Our Random But Interesting Theories

2010-06-04T17:04:00.002+08:00

Dont ask why, just feel like posting (:
Listen to it please!

2010-06-02T22:30:00.009+08:00

Ah, 10 months.
This blog stayed dead for 10 months.
Yes, you know the reason why. Too lazy.
Well, bad news for you all,
Hsuan-I's leaving :O
And I've ran out of ideas for random stuff too, like 10 months ago? -.-
So yeah, this could be the last post. Sorry :/
Anyways this is my tribute to Hsuan-I. Here we go.

I'd like to dedicate this song to Hsuan-I, and I hope you all enjoy it.
Enjoy!~

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Disclaimer:

There is no offence to Hsuan-I in any way in this song. The lyrics in this song was composed just for fun and is not intended to attack anyone personally in any way. I will not be held responsible in any way.
Unauthorised copying of work will not be tolerated and will be dealt with.
Thank you.
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Song: You're epic
(To the tune of You're beautiful)

Your life is epic
What, I started too early?
Oh, then do I start now?
Now? how about now?

Your life is epic
Your life's so cool
Hiding in toilets
Keep ponning school (jkjk)
You never do your homework
Rarely did your projects too
When the teachers see, they kpkb
But you don't give a damn.

You're so epic,
You're so epic,
You're so epic, it's true.
I saw your name, in the DM's list. (DM=Discipline Master)
But I don't know what to do,
Except hope they don't catch you.

(Interlude)

And you owe money
To poor dudes like me
And when I claim my money you'll say,
Next week la, dude
And when I try again next week you
Keep saying the line over again

You're so epic,
You're so epic,
You're so epic, it's true.
I beg you please, return my money,
Or I'll have to annoy you
If you fly, I'll fly with you -.-

La la la la, la la la la,
La la la, LA TENDO*~~

You're so epic,
You're so epic,
You're so epic, it's true.
Buying PVC figures, buying jap manga,
He wont stop until he gets them all,
With a life that's lived so cool,
I will never forget you.

--END--
*La Tendo is a shop in Kallang Leisure Park, selling anime figures, which Hsuan-I buys his stuff from. 90% of his visits there often end up in him purchasing or pre-ordering something. -.-

Well, that's it.
Most of the stuff are not true anyways, most were made-up.
And yeah, he doesn't owe me any money. (But Idk about the rest o.O)

All the best to you, Hsuan-I, and good luck for the rest of your life in New Zeland.
Remember to come back to visit us sometime hor.
HSUAN-I/BrMelon FTW!

-BlurSotong

2009-08-04T20:05:00.004+08:00

Well, the blog's been dead for quite a while...
Here's another video to keep things going!
Ever heard of the Harry Potter Puppet Pals?
They're quite funny, with dumbledore being retarded, Harry and Ron doing mischievious stuff...
So here's one of their videos.
This video has already more than 3 million views! (Okay that's not a lot, I know-.-)
Very interesting. Hope you enjoy it.
Be sure to put your comments in the tagboard!
And keep this blog alive!
Yeah, so here's the video:

Omg, that was the most beautiful scene ever... *Sniff*(:
TEEHEE(:
Okay lol bye(:
P.S. Ho Hsuan-I, POST!
-BlurSotong

2009-07-18T18:28:00.003+08:00

Finally decided to update.

Sorry everyone! xD.

Not in good mood though...

Never mind. Shall start my post.

I seriously dont know what to post.

Um, Yeah. I dont know.

I'm thinking.

I cant think of other things...

And I cried...?

I did not wipe away my tears.

But I seriously hope someone would wipe it away for me.

I've been okay.

Oh sorry,

I mean, I'd been okay.

Thesis:
It's unhealthy to hide feelings.

Elaboration:
People who seems eomtionless feels the most.
But they choose to hide it, for some reasons.
Me personally, I hide because I dont want others to know too much about me.
I choose to be dishonest towards what I feel.
I lie to myself, but as a result, I dont even know myself.
All my lies turned to be the reality, in my world.
I tried to reveal my feelings,
But another 'me' would stop me.
I dont know why,
And I know it's unhealthy,
But I still stopped myself.

Conclusion:
Anyway, I dont know what I'm talking about.
The main point is,
Dont hide your feelings.
Be truthful to what you feel.
Telling others may not help,
But sealing it in your heart makes you feel worse.
And it's gonna be terrible if you release all in one go...

2009-07-02T18:20:00.002+08:00

Here's BlurSotong with another post!
Gonna share with ya a funny video today.

**DISCLAIMER**
The management is not held responsible for any trauma, shock, or whatsoever damage caused to anyone who watched the video. All viewers are not to eat anything 1 hour before viewing this video. Also, do not try these stunts at home. xD

Contains blood, violence, retardedness and laughter. Enjoy.
-BlurSotong.

2009-06-29T21:46:00.003+08:00

Well, here's what you all've been waiting for: PART THREE.*Hurray*
Okay, here we go~
P.S. I lazy add colour xD
P
Pissed.
No comments.

Q
Nothing here.

R
Retarded
Usually comes before Bulls**t.

Refer to B for examples. I too lazy to provide.

S
Sh!t/S**k/Lots and lots of words along that line.
Aiyah, these words are commonly used, no need provide examples larh.

T
The Double Feint...Feint...Feint...Feint....
Special move only known by Droverians. No other class will learn this.
U
Nothing here.

V
Nothing here too.

W
Why must you lie.
Always accompanied by: Be truthful to yourself, don't lie, don't bluff.

X
Difficult to find. A.K.A nothing here too.

Y
Yandao
Ah, no comments here too xD

Z
ZZZ.
Used to show irritaion/boredom/sian. "-.-" can also be used.

BS: Hey, Br, you know something?
Br: What?
BS: Hi!
Br: ZZZ. Retarded.

Hmm, I guess you all must be a little disappointed to see a lot of blanks hor.
Don't worry, I'm gonna add more words and examples, so stay tuned~
That's all for now. Sayonara!
-BlurSotong.

2009-06-23T14:15:00.002+08:00

Here's comes part 2!
Enjoy~

H
Haiz
Used to show disappointment. Shame on you usually follows after that.

Br: Where were you? I sms-ed you, and you never reply.
BS: Sorry, out at Sentosa, and handphone battery flat-.-
Br: Haiz. I'm so disappointed with ya. Shame on you.
Bs: Shame on YOU larh. Never inform me earlier-.-

I
Nothing here.

J
Joking a.k.a jkjk
Used more on MSN, so shan't provide with examples.

K
Kanasai
Erm, you guys should know what this means, so I'll just continue.

L
Lame
Aiyah, this word everybody uses it larh. Moving on...

M
Mother
As we're good people, we don't wish to explain the definition of this word.
This word is also commonly used by Jeremiah and Joshua.

BS: Hey, Br, let's go eat cheesecake!
Br: Your Mother arh, I got tution class leh! But what the heck, since you're treating, I'll go=)
NOTE: I'll NEVER treat Br to cheesecake, so this is obviously made up)

N
Nothing <-(This is a N-word lol) here.

O
Oh
No definition for this.

After half an hour of explanation from BrMelon,
BS:Oh...
Br: *Thinking* Finally, he understood...
BS: ...I don't get it.
Br: *FAINTS*

That's it. Part 3 coming soon...
Bye!
-BlurSotong

2009-06-22T18:18:00.014+08:00

It's time for another post by BlurSotong!
Okay, not gonna post any theories today, just gonna post about words that BrMelon and I commonly use.
I'll go in alphabetical order, plus, I'll include examples( These are real life examples hor).
(Key: Br stands for BrMelon, while BS stands for myself. Will use x and y too. )

A
All your Fault.
Used to blame someone(obviously)

BS: Could'ya lend me your correction tape? Mine ran out.
Br: I don't even have one-.-
BS: Fish you larh, now I must cancel out. All your fault lor.
Br: Fish you larh, you run out of correction tape, now how am I supposed to use yours? It's All your fault larh, not mine.

B

Bulls**t (often used with Retarded.)
Below is also one of our commonly used sentences.

X: Y, your way of thinking is erm, how should I say it...Retarded.
Y: WHAT?! How dare you...
X: I used the word Retarded because I didn't want to say Bulls**t.
Y: *Speechless*

C
Chio
Pretty in hokkien, in case some don't know.

At a bus stop crowded with people, Joshua sees someone standing(looking at back view) ...
Joshua: Woah! That girl's so chio!
BS: Which one?
Joshua: There! The short haired girl at the back.
BS: You sure not? Doesn't look chio to me leh.
Joshua: I'll bet you that she's very chio.
BS: Hmmm, there's something strange about this person...
Joshua: Oh? Do you know her? Introduce to me leh xD
BS: OMG! That's...That's....
Joshua: That's?
BS: That's a gay!! HAHAHAHA! I can't believe you think gays are chio!*Dying of laughter*
Joshua:Harh?! My taste can't be that bad ma...*Faints*
ROFLMAO!

D
Damn/Darn
Used as a replacement for Fish, but Fish is still used more often.

E
Eww
Used when being random.

After seeing a disturbing nature scene,(disgusting type, don't be dirty)
Br: Eww!...
Bs:*thinking*Wah, I didn't know you're such a wimp.
Br:...so cool!
Bs:-.-

F
Fish
Used as a replacement for the F-word, as we are good people.
Darn/Damn can also be a replacement for this, but we prefer Fish more.

G
Great/Good!
Used to show sarcasm in situations where something goes wrong.

At Jeremiah's house...
Ming Shun and Joshua Ng accidentally spill a can of coke in Jere's room while he was having piano lessons.
BS: Great Job! Jere's gonna smash ya when he comes back.
MS: Quick! Get the tissue paper!

Here ends part one. Needa go for tution. Will post part 2 sometime later.
Bye~
-BlurSotong(:

2009-06-14T17:02:00.002+08:00

This one is not really what I wanted to post.
But still will post it. Cos I can only remember this.

Thesis:
Girls dont swim but they play with water.

Introduction:
Came across this situation during the outing -.-
Yeah, You know who you all are.

Explanation:
When we ask girls to bring swimming costume if they want to swim, they would give you a 100% no.
But eventually, they'll go into the swimming pool in their home clothes.
It's kinda contradictory, isnt it?

Evidence:
From all the girls who went to the outing -.-

Probable reason:
According to Jere's mum,
It's because that they find it embarrassing to wear swimming costume in front of guys(Sorry if she's right xD), especially Joshua this kind(Okay I added this xD).

Or simply because they are lazy?
God knows.

Just a short one xD
Shall end here.

2009-06-06T12:31:00.006+08:00

This one may be crap xD
Dont feel offended if you feel that you are like the main character in my theory =X
Oh yeah. Please dont think I'm talking about myself.

Thesis:
When someone is flirting, he/she/it(flirters are non-human xD) doesnt really want to, but he/she/it has no choice. They actually experience struggle in their hearts.

Explanation:
Flirters may need to hang around girls for various reasons.
Like, (1)the people of the same gender rejects them.
Or (2)they were born having same thoughts of the opposite gender.
Another possible reason would be that (3)they strongly attract people of the opposite gender.

Evidence:
It's actually quite hard to give evidence.
Shall give some illustrations on the reasons above =P

Scenario 1. x(M) had just been trasferred from other schools.
x: H.. h.. h... hi.(Not hentai xD)
Boys: Is he really a boy?! Cant utter even a simple 'hi'. Somemore he looks so gay with that ultra-short pants. Our school is not @#$% ok!(Please use your imagination. I also dont know what's that.)
x: *Self-intro*
Boys: Ballet?! Netball?! Light Pink?! Favourite song Womanizer???!!!! Oh god, I think he himself is one.

A few days later..
x: Why you boys are not talking to me?
Boys: *Ignore*
x: *Walk to the girls and start chatting*

I think this one illustrates both reason (1) & (2).

Scenario 2. y(F) another transferred student.
y: Ohayo gozaimasu!
Boys: Wow! OMG! She's so cute!
y: *Self-intro*
Boys: Likes soft toys? Likes to drink green tea and coffee? Birthday 22 Dec? *Writing down every single thing*

After the lesson..
Boys: Hihi. May I know your hp number?
y: *Gives one by one, draws a small heart beside her number*
Boys: She's my angel! *Carefully puts the slip of hp number into the wallet*

This one is illustrating reason (3) =P.

Conclusion:
~~Boys are easily attracted by pretty and cute girls.~~
Flirters flirt for a reason.

That's it. Bye. Lol.

2009-06-02T11:10:00.006+08:00

Hellos everybody!
Posting here cause someone forced me too o.o
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HA. Just managed to kill abit of your time. (Like about 3 seconds?-.-)

CONCLUSION:
Never read BlurSotong's posts as they're all retarded(jkjk)
MUST READ BLURSOTONG'S POSTS HOR. I'M SERIOUS.

Well, so long thens.
-BlurSotong(:

2009-06-01T19:55:00.002+08:00

Okay this one is really serious.
It reveals the evil side of human.
It's not really random though.

Thesis:
Human beings are evil in a way that,
They, or we, do wrong things even though we know that they are wrong.

Intro:
Observed loads of examples for this from daily life!
Even me, myself is an example. Lol.
Maybe you all should relook at yourselves and decide for a change?

Explanation:
We, as human beings, often do wrong things with the pre-knowlegde that they are wrong.
This can be due to a lot of reasons, influence, greed, 'choicelessness', beliefs, religions, or even as simple as laziness.
People do wrong things because they get benefit out of that!
People do wrong things because they have no other alternative ways!
People do wrong things because they think it's right!
People do wrong things because their 'gods' tell them to do so!
People do wrong things because they are lazy to do the correct ones!
On top of all these,
People do wrong things because others do that too!

Evidence:
I'm sure everyone has more or less done these things before.
Let's start with the most common one!
Eg1.
The impacts, the negative ones, human has done to the nature.
This can be divided into several categories,
Shall elaborate one by one.

Deforestation-
We, the human, destroy the animals' homes for our own sake.
A simple reason, we need paper, we need land!
We ignore the eco-balance, just because we have a "better" way of using the natural resources.
What have we done to the nature?
I'm sure even a 8-year-old kid would know!
But why are we still doing it?
Because we have no other choices?
Because others are doing that, too?
Actually there's a hidden motivation behind this.
What can the paper manufacturers do, without chopping down trees?
Millions of people would lost their jobs if chopping down trees is no longer allowed!
Same goes for the architects, construction workers.
Hence, this, in my opinion, should be classified under greed.

Usage of vehicles, which burns fuel-
We know the burning of fuel causes air pollution,
Yet we still do it.
Because we are lazy to travel, transport things, using environmentally-friendly ways, which are slow.
It's also kinda related to jobs.
And also, since everyone is using the fast, but hazardous ways, who would want to use a slow way, just for the sake of protecting the Earth?
Protecting the Earth is obviously more important,
But people are selfish.
They dont want to make less money, or create more loss, just because of a small favour to the Earth.

Other categories are more or less the same.
I think it would be easy for you all to understand.

Eg2.
This one, compared to the previous one, is more light-hearted and less serious.
Students do not hand in their homework on time, or dont hand in at all, for a cause.
This cause is again related to the evil behaviour of human.
It might be different cases for some special students.
But the most generic one would be,
They are lazy to do, they dont care about it! (Dont look at me)

Eg3.
Teenagers, those who have strict parents, tries to have a girlfriend/boyfriend even though it isnt approved by their parents.
This may be a bit off the point, because love can cause every impossible things xD
But, sometimes, the teenagers think it's alright to have a relationship.
[Provided by someone, whom I requested to be anonymous xD]

There are still loads of examples...
It's your turn to find out!
Just take note of everything that happens to your surrounding.
I'm sure you will be able to find them.

Conclusion:
This evil act cannot be stopped,
Because we are human,
The lowest-class species in the universe.

Shall stop here.

Copyrighted
- ♬ BrMelon

2009-05-30T09:00:00.003+08:00

Okay this theory may bring me to death!
But I still will post.
Please stop reading if you dont like it D:

The following would be lots of crap!

Thesis:
Girls usually say the opposite things.

Intro:
Had this idea when we (BlurSotong & Me) were talking about girls on the train.
Shant reveal what we were talking about.
Because I cant actually remember.

Explanation:
Girls, sometimes (added this word for my safety), lie, or rather, say what they dont really agree, to hide their feelings, or to avoid revealing any signs of *ahem*.
And maybe also to refrain others from worrying unnecessarily.

Examples:
Scenario 1: x(F) likes y(M).←Its not mathematical, trust me.
y: That girl there is so beautiful! She probably came from the heaven!
x: Ohh... Yeah..
y: That one too! Just too brilliant for me to describe! (Actually its because I'm lazy to portray... Lol.)
x: Yeah.. (In her mind: Like I care..)
y: Why dont you talk more? I'm feeling bored, because you dont talk.
x: Erm, I'm having sore throat.. *fake cough*
x tries to cover her unease. So as to prevent y from realising her feeling towards him.

Scenario 2: y(M) likes x(F) and x like y but accidentally does something which x doesnt like.
y: Why were you so angry?
x: Was I?
y: You were. I sensed your frightening glare.
x: Oh.
y: *silenced*
x: Do you know the guy in that class *point*.<1>
y: Yeah. Why?
x: He is so cuteeee! Can you help me get his hp. no.?
y: *silenced*
<1>Okay this one may be hard to understand. x is trying to make y jealous as a sort of punishment for doing wrong things.

Scenario 3: x(F) is y(M)'s girlfriend. And she always appear sad recently. They are sms-ing each other at night.
y: Are you okay????
x: Yeah. I'm fine *tears shining in her eye*.
y: Are you sure? You look dejected recently.
x: Oh. Really?
y: ...
x: I think it's because I dont have enough sleep. Nights.
The following day.
y: You still look sad.
x: Didnt I tell you that I dont have enough sleep?
y: But you slept at 7pm yesterday!

Conclusion:
When a girl says turn left, please turn right xD (jkjk)
Get serious, although they dont always say opposite things, but they usually do so.
The only way to make the correct inference is by observation & experience.

Oh yeah.
From the above scenarios, we also can observe that girls are not talented liars.

Copyrighted,
-BrMelon ♬

2009-05-29T22:12:00.003+08:00

It was a typical warm, sunny day. A car was busily driving around the streets of Cityland.
Everything was fine until....
An enemy country invaded the city! Tanks, fleets of soldiers and Bomber Planes start to raid the who place, leaving everyone in fear!
But what's this? The Cityland army have come to save the day!
Bullets were flying around the whole place. Blood spilled all over the whole ground.
Oh no! The enemy are too strong for the Cityland army! They're doomed!
Suddenly, an U.F.O (Unidentified Flying Object, FYI for those who dunno) flys above Cityland.
It destroys the city with its turret, vaporising all the humans!
Buildings start to crash onto the ground, and... and...
Oh? You're here to read the blog already? So fast? I thought you'd come only when I finished playing with my toys and my red paint!
You didn't see that, did you?
You did? MY GOD-.-
Whoops, I've created a huge mess here.
Gotta clean up before parents come back. I'M FRIGGIN DEAD-.-
Sorry, can't share with you anything random today. I'll post again tomorrow, okay?
Dammit. Can't find the mop and the rag.
The cover of the red paint's missing too.
Oh yeah. This is gonna be a long night...

-BlurSotong(:

2009-05-29T10:20:00.003+08:00

Posting using handphone. Lol.
Okay shall start my random theories.

Parallel World-

Okay this one is quite random.
And maybe pointless?

Okay shall start with the introduction.
I'm not sure whether I'm the first one who came out with this theory. But I thought it would be interesting.
It's basically a concept that, there is an existence of more than one space.
In my opinion, this universe is made up of 3-dimensions. Consisting of three factors, place, time and space.
All these three factors are tied together by a line, destiny.

So in a simpler way to explain would be, take the universe to be one cuboid. Length = Place, Breadth = Time, Height = Space. All the dimension are inter-connected by the destiny.

This theory basically means, in my view, whatever &whenever we do, wherever we go, there will be another 'you' in the other spaces who does different things.

But because everything is linked by destiny, so whatever choice we make, either here or in other spaces, the result will be the same.

Okay finished random-ing today.
Shall update tmrw.

2009-05-28T21:43:00.001+08:00

Well, the moment you all've been waiting for has arrived.
Yes, I'm here to post! Yay!
Well, let me start off by replying some tags. In random order.
Okay, so there's only one tag that I can reply-.-
Well, DJ, you wonder when I started calling myself BlurSotong.
My answer to you: It started a long, long, long, long, long....-.-
Oh yeah, you also wonder why we don't post?
Well, this is a random blog right?
So, we post our random posts in the random blog at a random time, at a random place, by a random person, randomly.
Satisfied with my random answer? No? Then you may go and ask BrMelon where he'll give you an random answer, as usual, at a random place, random time, randomly.
That was such an good explaination. And lollipops the size of a watermelon do exist.
So there concludes my post which I typed put randomly using random fingers, to be put on the random blog with the random url and the random name, at a random place, random time, and a random Sotong.
I hope you liked that random post.
Stay tuned,
-BlurSotong!

The Random Introduction.

2009-05-27T22:57:00.005+08:00

Welcome, human. You've just entered into the world of random-ness.
This blog, like the name, will be showing our random but interesting theories.
Now, I bet you're wondering, who is "our"?
Well, allow me to introduce us.
Two people created this blog. One is a broken watermelon, while the other is a blur sotong.
Why did we create this blog? Simple. It all started with a random thought.
Anyways, BrMelon may provide some relationship theories too, so do visit us regularly!
Credits to him too for doing the blogskin!
NOTE: I said MAY, so he may refuse to put them up. Results may also vary.
Well, enjoy yourself in the blog, and I shall kickstart my 1st random theory!
Eating chocolate pies makes you fat. Even though me like to eat. LOL.
Signing off,
-BlurSotong a.k.a. JunAn!